nothing like some spirited name-calling to cap off a week of doubt and despair among Orioles fans. anyone got a joke or two? i'll see what i can do...help me out if i'm unsuccessful


oh here's something tho - if you click on the banner from anywhere, it takes you to the "front page" - maybe more easily than trying to remember to hit the right navigation text.......

A Yankee fan visiting Baltimore to see the Yankee-Oriole game mistakenly goes in the library and says in a loud voice,"GIVE ME A BIG MAC, MEDIUM FRIES, AND A COKE."

The librarian goes over to the Yankee fan and says, "Sir, this is a library..."

So the Yankee fan whispers, " ok, give me a big mac, medium fries, and a coke."

That's about as humble a joke as I can come up with.

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nice jack

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i like this one tho :chomp on arrow: no idea what it's doing but i think it's funny

Does it mean he gets the point?

Or instead of "suffering the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune" he is enjoying the arrows?

Or he's the "mouse pointer" monster

Before an Oriole, Yankee night game a group of 6 Yankee fans were sitting at a table in Pickles working diligently on a jigsaw puzzle and drinking beer. Suddenly there was loud yelling, high-fives and fist pumping Yesssssssses from the dancing, jubilant Yankee fans.

The bartender said, "What the good news over there? Did you just get another slugger from the Phillies?"

The leader of the Yankee fans said, "No...we just finished the puzzle!"

The bartender said, "Yeah, so? What's the big deal?"

The most articulate of the Yankee fans said, "Well the puzzle says 2 to 4 years, and we did it in 4 hours!"

A subtle one.


Baby Seal walks into a club....

How about a baseball spin-off Greg?

When the Great DiMaggio was a San Francisco Seal no club could beat them!

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Ha. That's a clever one, Jack

Does fecal matter???